Spa week has turned the bikini-wax world a little cray-cray in my opinion. Cindy Barshop of Completely Bare Spa in NYC has completely lost her mind trying to “out-do” the world of bikini waxes with her new foxy/carnivale bikini ...
First came the vajazzling which was ridiculous enough, but now we are adding frilly feathers? We are left looking like a cockatoo is peeking out of our drawers. Ladies, at what point have our vaginas become an art project? Grab the feathers and glue and let’s make of a mess of our nether regions- YAY! I think not.
Bright pink boas don’t even look good around the shoulders, so how in the hell are we going to dress up our vagina’s with them and think this look is “HOT.”
The video on you tube (http://www.spaweekblog.com/2012/01/23/the-video-fur-feather-bikini-glam-by-completely-bare/) of this supposed “new feature” of dolling up your crotch is absurd to me. It leaves the woman looking like she did the dirty with tickle me Elmo only the twat isn’t giggling. And why on earth would a guy want to go down south only to discover that you have dressed up your pussy to look like a peacock? I have never met a guy who gets hard by looking at teal and purple feathers. When clothing is removed you are expected to look NAKED, I highly doubt some dude wants to rub his junk up against an array of delicately placed feathers.
The woman’s body is a piece of art all on it’s own without having to add fox fur and glue to the mix. Leave the feathers and boas for Mardi Gra honey and leave your va-jay-jay alone. It’s pretty enough.
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