Sunday, May 6, 2012

The real life Barbie Doll. I can't believe this!


Valeria Lukyanova aka the real life barbie doll is all over the internet and I have to admit, once I realized that the photos I’ve seen floating around were not of a life-size DOLL positioned on the beach but rather a human being with a heartbeat and a voice that actually has turned herself INTO a doll I was speechless. Holy shit. I cannot believe this is a real person!

I honestly thought someone had made a really large Barbie doll and was taking photos of it so I never really clicked on the articles that followed until today. Then I became obsessed. How can this be? How can she look so much like a freakin’ Barbie doll? This is crazy! Even if she had a ton of surgeries, how does one actually accomplish this? Did she go to the plastic surgeon with all the calculations of hip, breast, and waist measurements to be translated from barbie to human form and say “create this?” I look at the photos and I’m not going to lie...my jaw dropped. I could not believe this was an actual human being!

Her skin looks like porcelain. Every part of her body looks airbrushed. Her breasts are exactly like a Barbie dolls. Were her ribs removed? Are her eyeballs made of painted glass? How can she see then? Her eyes are designed just like Barbie’s. This shit is crazy to me. Were her nipples removed like Barbie’s? I don’t even want to think about her vagina. Did she get her hips extended? Do they make hip implants? How does her waist get so tiny? Does she eat at all?! She seems to be obsessed with fulfilling her dream of becoming a Barbie doll. If you google her name over 10,000 pictures will pop up so she definitely has her vanity intact. I still cannot believe this is a real person!

People obviously have their opinions and question her mental stability as well as call her names like freaky and insane, but I have to say (besides the fact that she may be risking her health to accomplish this look), the girl doesn’t lack in determination. How many people would spend that much money to accomplish this? Her recovery time from surgery as well as the risks along this journey did not stop her. She wanted to be a Barbie doll and she IS the closest living form of the doll I have ever seen. There is no denying that every photo of her gets a double take and a WOW. I have never seen anything like it. I will say it one last time and then I am done obsessing: I can’t believe this is a real person!

I wonder what she looks like when she smiles though? I bet she’ll get the teeth done next, or rather one big connected piece of white porcelain.... I wonder if she’ll get her feet permanently arched like Barbies. Does she have a pink car? Would she make her boyfriend turn into Ken Doll ? Ugh. It never ends!















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