10 things NEVER to say to your woman while fighting:
Did you just get your period or something?
Hold that thought, I need to grab another beer.
You’re just cranky because your jeans are too tight.
Calm down. You’re acting like a psycho.
Jason’s wife would never act like this.
You shouldn’t furrow your brow like that, it makes you look old.
I bet my cock can fix things.
STFU and make me a sandwich. Extra mayo.
What’s that? I wasn’t listening.
Can you hand me the remote? Can’t hear the game over all your bitchin’.
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